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August 30, 2019

     Hey folks! It's been a couple of weeks, I know, life happens. Anyway, it's finally here! The Cyberpunk 2077 demo that was shown at E3 has been put online for us to see. Well, sort of. It's actually only fifteen minutes of footage with some voiceover. The...

August 3, 2019

     Joyce, Hopper and Murray drive to the mall as quickly as possible. At the food court, Eleven is in agony as something wriggles beneath her skin. It LOOKS painful. Jonathan of all people gets an idea. He runs to one of the restaurants, grabs a knife and heats it up...

August 1, 2019

         We open to the Fun Fair while "R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A." plays, this show has the best soundtrack ever. Mayor Kline gives a speech to rally the crowd. The camera pans over to Karen Wheeler, she's with her husband Ted an...

July 30, 2019

     Under the mall, Steve and Dustin recognize the gate and immediately realize the situation is worse than they thought. Suddenly the alarm starts to blare as the base now knows they've been infiltrated. Steve and Robin hold a door closed long enough for Dustin and E...

July 27, 2019

     The Scoops Troop continues to fall, panicking all the while until they come to a sudden stop. There's a latch on the ceiling and the gang climbs out, only to find they're way too far underground to climb out.

     Joyce and Hopper arrive at one of the pro...

July 23, 2019


     We open to Eleven brushing her teeth at Max's, I think she's starting to suspect the Mind Flayer is in Billy. Max introduces her to Wonder Woman.

     At Mrs. Driscol's the paramedics are taking her to the hospital while she screams "I have...

July 19, 2019

     Max and El are hanging out in El's room back at the Cabin where Max introduces El to 80s teen heartthrob Ralph Machio, AKA the Karate Kid. Again, it's nice to see Eleven being able to just be a normal girl. Even though El speaks even more than ever before, Millie...

July 16, 2019

     Billy escapes from the basement of the steelworks and takes off in his car. Finding a phonebooth (remember those?) he calls 911 but ends up in the Upside Down. Several people walk towards him and he asks, "What do you want?" Clearly becoming more frightened until...

July 14, 2019

     Okay, so this is going to be a little different. When I reviewed the final season of Game of Thrones I did its episode by episode. Stranger Things however is on Netflix and the whole thing drops at once. But, after watching it as God intended, in one sit...

July 5, 2019

So my next post is going to be a very detailed review of Stranger Things 3, which could take awhile since I want to go through it episode-by-episode instead of an overview of everything right away, because this is a series that deserves it. So there won't be a major po...

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